It was late December 24th, when all through A2 Hosting
The Guru Crew was stirring, 24/7 support they were boasting;
The servers were set up on racks with care,
In hopes that new customer sites would soon be there;
Webmasters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of VPS Hosting danced in their heads
And mamma with her Mac, and dad with his PC,
Had settled down for a late-night development session with a cup of tea
When on his monitor there arose such a clatter,
Mom sprang up from her seat to see what was the matter.
Hosting speed faster than a flash,
How could it be? It cost such little cash.
Features galore appeared in front of his eyes
His reseller account was his holiday prize
When, what to my father’s unbelieving eyes did appear,
But a one-click Drupal installer brought him a tear
A hosting account so quick and alive,
Hosting one domain or even five.
More rapid than cheetahs the resources came,
PHP, MySQL, cPanel surely will soon bring them fame ;
A site uptime guaranteed at 99.9%
Website traffic would soon begin to ascent
Around the basement and down the hall
He screamed “I love this Linux hosting company” to one and all
Web hosting, dedicated server hosting with a whole slew
Award winning hosting it had to be true
So up to our house-top he rapidly flew,
With a laptop of files, a knit cap too
And then, in a twinkling, my family heard on the roof.
Our crazy father acting like such a goof
Screaming “Dash away, dash away from your other host provider”
The neighbors assured he was drinking spiked cider
“A2 Hosting will transfer your site for free!”
The neighborhood finally began to understand his glee
“A bundle of resources you’ll find in your account!
Unmetered hosting at an unbelievable discount!”
My dad’s eyes oh how they gleamed
His fantastic smile a giant light beam
Not enough was my present to him, an auto tape measure
We knew in our heart A2 Hosting was his true holiday treasure
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